HOW TO WIN A HIGH SCHOOL ELECTION





HOW TO WIN A HIGH SCHOOL ELECTION
ISBN # 0-9667824-0-2
COPYRIGHT 1999 BY JEFF MARX

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Don't be overly serious.


Most people automatically think a speech is going to be boring. So you have to have some sort of gimmick to get their attention. Humor relaxes people so they're more open to what you have to say.

Bob Weber
Jogs Officer
Mantua, Ohio



A speech needs to contain more funny stuff in it than serious stuff. It should give the idea that the students are in control and not the teachers.

Crystal Crowell
Voter
Whitehall, Ohio



You have to entertain the voters rather than impress them with speeches on how responsible you are. A kid will vote for you because you were that funny guy that made him crack up. You can't take yourself too seriously.

Andrew Ells
President of Freshman Class
Mesa, Arizona



The main thing is the candidate. You have to make yourself likeable and relate to people. Speeches that totally bore people are no good.

Crystal Capps
Voter
Sharon, Tennessee



Speech after speech all said the same old stuff until this kid came along who no one had really ever heard of before. His speech was different. He used music and really caught everyone's attention. He managed to get everyone interested and listening. He won Class Secretary that year and was re-elected again the next year. Be different, and get your point across QUICKLY.

Mellisa Lucido
Voter
Sterling Heights, Michigan



Get the student body involved in your speech and make it something people will talk about on their way out of the auditorium.

Keri Henderson
Music Society Secretary
Richmond, Virginia



Those who aren't afraid of looking stupid in front of an audience consisting 100% of their peers... those who can be loud and stupid -- or if they keep their speech REAL short... they'll win.

Dipali Patel
Voter
Davis, California



Never be afraid to make an ass out of yourself. Remember it is just high school, and have fun with it. After all, fun should be an important part of high school.

Ed Averett
Voter
Mercer Island, Washington

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You're not being graded. Remember why you're there and who you're talking to.


Use commonly-used words. Don't use complicated words only a Yale student knows. Most of the public, unless they are English teachers, don't have that big of a vocabulary.

Calvin Cheong-Yuen Ng
Voter
Alameda, California



Be casual, not stuffy like some professor. After all, it is only high school, and students want to have fun.

Anne Portugal
Voter
Daly City, California



Never treat an audience like they are children. Don't talk down to them.

Danielle Lynch
President, National Honor Society
Hoboken, New Jersey



One mistake I have seen almost every year is people trying to be too professional -- using big words, trying to sound like they're running for President of the United States... A speech needs to be toned-down a little to make people listen. Kids my age don't pay attention to speeches on Capitol Hill, so why should a school election speech sound like one?

Chris Manley
Voter
Colorado Springs, Colorado



High school students don't want to be formally talked to by their peers. It makes them feel inferior. A nice informal speech that can be remembered with ease will help a lot.

Timothy A. McKnight
Voter
Palos Heights, Ilinois



Formality in speeches is boring to students. If the audience knows they are electing someone who has a good sense of humor and isn't all about business, they'll believe in their leader's capabilities a little more.

Nickole Rucker
Class President
Denver, Colorado



No one really took any of the elections seriously. We ended up voting for our friends or for the person that had the most unique speech. People who say things like "I would try to make our school a better place" usually don't really mean it, and say it only because it is the "traditional" speech. You shouldn't just say things you think people expect to hear. Be spontaneous.

Sheryl Reniva
Voter
Union, New Jersey



But don't try too hard. I remember a big mistake some girl in our high school made. She wasn't down with the "lingo," so in her speech, I guess she tried to be "cool" and she started off with "What's Up?" and ended her speech with "Seee Yaaa!" Someone else might have been okay doing that, but it made her look like a wannabe. Just be yourself. Don't be boring, but don't go overboard to the point where you look ridiculous.

Sara Caamano
Voter
Paterson, New Jersey



I found that if you address them as your friends and peers (which they ARE), they will relate and trust you.

Michael Halpin
Senior Class Vice President
Voorheesville, New York

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Don't expect your speech to miraculously come together while you're up there. Prepare and practice it beforehand!


The big thing when getting up in front of a crowd is to be completely prepared and confident. You need to know what you are saying and believe honestly in everything you are speaking about. I've heard a lot of fine speeches which died in their carry-out. It's important to practice and know what you're going to say so you can concentrate on communicating with the audience.

Tiffany Novinger
Senior Class Secretary
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania



The speeches count the most. My opponent had a solid speech (just before voting was to take place). My speech was good too, but there was one problem: I had left it in my car. True story. At the mike, I stumbled around and lost the election in the process. The next year, I stapled my speech to my shirt, and walked around all day with it there.

Kyle Rossi
Class Treasurer
Solon, Ohio



In the speech, don't try to stretch out jokes. Practice your speech in front of a few friends first, and if they like your jokes, use them -- if not, they most likely won't be funny to anyone else either.

Daniel Colton
Student Body President
Scottsdale, Arizona



Practice your campaign speech in front of someone affiliated with theatre performance -- they can usually help you get rid of the presentational "stuff" and help you be more believable and more effective.

Jonathan Conver
Voter
Louisville, Kentucky



I remember a guy who ran for president who, for whatever reason, proclaimed that he didn't need his speech and tossed the pieces of paper that contained his speech on the ground. He started out decently, but soon started mumbling and sputtering out incoherent phrases. He almost literally dived for his written-speech, and then proceeded to read it for about five minutes in a monotone, unenthusiastic voice. He lost, badly. Moral of the story: don't do anything you're not fully prepared to do, or you'll look extremely bad in front of the voters.

Joe Kaufman
Voter
Scarsdale, New York

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To be comfortable and natural while speaking in front of an audience, just speak from the heart about what you're saying, and don't worry about speaking "correctly."


The first time I ran for an office, I was terrified. To get up in front of 400 of your peers and give a speech is completely nerve-wracking. The best thing to do is just to start talking. The opening line is the hardest part. Once you've gotten through that, you will be okay. The further you get into your speech the easier it gets. All you have to do is tell yourself to calm down and just start talking.

Sarah Payne
Student Council Vice-President
Mountlake Terrace, Washington



Just be yourself, don't read from a script where everything sounds like your English teacher wrote it. Just be straightforward and speak with a sure sound in your voice.

Randy Hart
Voter
Dallas, Texas



Don't start out your speech like, "Hello my name is Kate and I am here to talk to you about...."

Joshua Clements
Voter
Mount Holly, North Carolina



The "next year will be really cool if I win" speeches never work, at least they don't make the difference. What really worked at my school this year was a guy giving a speech that was genuinely from his heart.

Emily Haverkamp
Voter
Overland Park, Kansas



The best speech that I ever saw was delivered on the fly. Our current Student Council President stood up in front of the student body and was very natural. He introduced himself and said that he wanted to have fun his senior year and that he had been passive about his high school for too long. He wanted to get something done. The way to make people hear you in a speech is to just be yourself and speak from the heart about an issue you care about. I'm sure that you've heard that before, but it's true.

Joan Kisthardt
Senior Class Representative
Princeton, New Jersey



In the best speech I ever saw, the speaker went up and instead of standing behind the podium, she removed the microphone and walked around the gym in front of the audience. She seemed so relaxed, so comfortable. She had everyone's attention.

Lyle Krannichfeld
Voter
Sacramento, California



One of the candidates for president went on stage and gave practically an extemporaneous speech. She had no note cards. She spoke right from the heart. Everyone was in awe. She was elected to the position. That type of speech isn't for everyone, but she played it off very well.

Kelly A. Adams
Voter
Bucks County, Pennsylvania



A friend of mine won a school election a few years ago although he was the underdog. He was not popular, just a down-to-earth, really nice guy. Unlike the other candidates, who paraded around with big (fake) smiles on their faces, Bill just showed people his true nature. People were more receptive to him because he was simple and honest. Come election day, he stood at the podium and began his speech with a few pieces of paper in front of him. Then he walked away from the podium with the microphone and delivered an address that was straight from the heart. By the time he was finished, most everyone in the audience had given their vote to Bill. Simple, nice, honest... that was his winning combination.

Eric Green
Voter
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

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Some ways to be more comfortable while giving a speech


WHAT SHOULD YOU WEAR for your speech? Something that makes you comfortable, which you THINK makes you look good. It doesn't matter how you look as much as it matters how you feel. So wear something that will make you FEEL that you look good. If you feel confident about yourself, it will show.

Brett Skee
Class President
Gainesville, Florida



You should always speak slowly and let your words come out understandably without rushing. Gesture and make eye contact with the audience too, and don't just read from a sheet. Keep your composure and don't laugh when everyone else is laughing -- deadpan is MUCH funnier!

Jeremy Gorelick
Club President
Greenlawn, New York



Always keep your eyes on your audience! It's best to come with a paper you never have to read. Just learn the important parts of your speech and talk naturally. If you ever feel you are forgetting something, take a quick look at your paper while talking. Don't stay silent for too long or it makes people think you are unsure and nervous. Also, a smile never costs anything and it's one of the most effective things you could do in a speech.

Dematte Arnaud
Voter
France



If you have note cards or a script to look at while talking, and you know about bad habits you tend to fall into while speaking (talking too fast, tapping your fingers, or other things to that effect), write these things on your cards, such as, "slow down" or "fingers?" in big bold letters, as reminders.

Miciala Marie Haight
Public Speaking and Extemporaneous Speaking Captain
Flagstaff, Arizona



Write funny little notes in the margins of your speech (inside jokes or funny faces). They'll help you be less nervous and they might also help you smile.

Tiffany Mullan
School "Green Team" captain
Brooklandville, Maryland



If you have your entire speech written out in front of you, when you're nervous, you might tend to stick to it like glue. Then again, never go up to a speech empty-handed. Always have something to keep you on track, but not the whole thing word-for-word. The best thing is to have notes with just a few phrases to jog your memory, and then talk naturally about each thing. Once you get started, it's easy, if you've practiced a bit. If you absolutely must have more notes, as a security blanket, then circle or highlight a few key words in each section so that you can glance down and get the idea and not be tempted to read from it. Use your finger to keep your place so you can look at the audience without being afraid of getting lost.

Traci Marx
Student Council President
Fort Lauderdale, Florida



You can ease the crowd by relaxing yourself. If you're relaxed, instead of nervous and tense, it's so much easier for everyone to watch and absorb what you're saying.

Matthea Wilson
Voter
New Haven, Indiana



When doing a speech, just talk to the audience, don't read to them.

Rick Quitoriano
Voter
El Monte, California



Speak slowly and clearly.

Brooke Coniam
Voter
Tarpon Springs, Florida



Don't forget to breathe.

Annabel Cortez
Voter
Oxon Hill, Maryland



Never stop in the middle of your speech or admit that you messed up and get frazzled. Always keep going. Also, never get mad at the audience or try to shush them. The audience is made up of your friends and the people who will vote for you, not "the enemy."

Maynard James Keenan
Middle School President
Bedford, Massachusetts



When I made a mistake, I didn't try to cover it up, but rather I made a little joke, saying "Oops, that's not what I practiced" or something like that...

John Murphy
Voter
Phoenixville, Pennsylvania



A new boy went up to the front of the auditorium and before he got to the podium, he bumped into a fire extinguisher on the wall and it fell. He turned bright red and then began his speech by saying, "I meant to trip into that fire extinguisher, cause I know that you will remember my speech: the guy who tripped and made a complete fool of himself!"

Jayme Krausman
Voter
Rye Brook, New York

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The confidence you demonstrate while you're speaking is just as important as what you're saying.


Always have your speech planned out, usually in outline format. Walk to your place being certain to look as relaxed as possible. Be confident. If you don't convince your voters that YOU believe you can do the job and that you're glad to be there, they won't vote for you.

Marty Black
Senior Class President
Metairie, Louisiana



People look for sincerity. If your heart's in a speech, then your feelings will flow out of you and into the audience.

S. Kyle Overstreet
Student Council President
White Oak, Texas



People can sense fear, so you have to be confident. Always try to give a speech that you're comfortable with, so you feel confident when giving it.

Bob Weber
Jogs Officer
Mantua, Ohio



When you are lecturing or addressing people, you have to be in charge. If you don't know what you are doing, or if you're afraid of it, it will be very obvious. You have to take charge of the situation.

Nathan Hart
Voter
Leicestershire, England



If you feel confident in yourself, almost any speech is effective. It's like, "Wow, that guy actually knows what he's talking about, he's not just reading from a piece of paper." People look for the confidence in speeches. If you appear on stage with sheets and sheets of paper in your hand, and you're shuffling your feet around, all sweaty and stuff, what kind of image does that give?

Anne Portugal
Voter
Daly City, California



The one speech that stuck out in my head above all others was one where a guy got up and chose not to use the microphone. His voice carried well, and he had a good speech to go along with it. It made him look very confident and well prepared. Plus, it was something out of the norm during the speeches, so people paid attention more.

Kristin Baldwin
Voter
Beaverton, Oregon



Eye contact is incredibly important to reading someone's genuineness. Keeping your eyes visible to everyone makes you appear grounded, firm and determined.

Jonathan Conver
Voter
Louisville, Kentucky



When you are up in front of the audience, stay calm and be confident. Have the attitude that you are a winner and no one will beat you -- but don't get too caught up with yourself.

Amy Feiner
Voter
Grand Blanc, Michigan



Don't be nervous when you're going to do a speech because we're all human and we all make mistakes so don't worry about it.

Kari Kloc
Student Council Representative
Chicago, Illinois



Be calm, address the students as though you were talking to good friends. Talk about things that mean a lot to you. Your sincerity will come through.

Karen Putman
Student Council President
Canton, Ohio



Be confident as you face the crowd. Don't let them see fear or nervousness in you. This will give you credibility and trust. I've seen people give speeches which are shy and kind of timid. If they can't talk to us about why they're the right person for the job, how can they talk for us?

Michael Lee
Vice President of Student Association
Portland, Tennessee



Never start your speech with, "Hi, my name is Ralph and I'm running again for President. Ummm... I know nothing got accomplished last year, but..."

Rhianna Meadows
Voter
Gorham, Maine



Before you get up in front of people, just relax and take a few deep breaths. Don't do anything strange like thinking about the audience in their underwear or anything like that. Just keep in mind that they're just students like you. Who cares if they don't like your speech? You talked about something you thought was important, and if they don't like it then it's not a big deal. Try to keep the stress down.

Eric Ross
Voter
Escondido, California

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Don't list everything you've ever done -- nobody cares. Keep it SHORT, or you'll lose your audience.


Keep your speech short, entertaining, and to the point.

Stephanie Schaefer
Senior Class Treasurer
Denver, Colorado



High school students have a very short attention span, so long speeches are a SERIOUS no-no. Keep it to less than 5 minutes, preferably shorter than that. Just get your point across and sit down. Be enthusiastic, and if you get the option, go last.

Lyle Krannichfeld
Voter
Sacramento, California



Make your speeches short, simple, and to the point because a lengthy speech will make people get bored and lose interest. The average person's attention span is about four minutes, and nobody likes a windbag.

Christy Frey
Voter
Tampa, Florida



Keep your speech short and to the point. Also, start your speech off by saying it will be short and to the point, and you may get lots of positive response.

Denise Levels
Voter
Oakland, California



Yes, say why you are qualified for that particular position, but people don't want to hear about every single school club or organization you've been in. Just keep it brief.

Jessica Wilson
School Student Council
Clarksburg, West Virginia



Describe what you plan to do in the position you are running for. Some credentials are important, but keep it to a very minimum.

Rebecca Gillette
Student Council Treasurer
Marathon, New York



Long, boring speeches full of information that people do not want to hear really turn students off. I have heard a few speeches that were enthusiastic, decently short, and made an impact. Talk to the audience so they understand you, as if you were talking to only one person. When people feel they have something in common with you, they tend to understand and support you more.

Honey Diaz
Voter
Boston, Massachusetts

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Talk about real issues and what you plan to do for the school.


The people I was running against campaigned like crazy with stickers and all that stuff. I think what it came down to was the speeches. I won by addressing an issue that was of concern (that I knew our class was tired of hearing the negatives about them, and that I would lead the class in having a lot more school spirit). The others gave long boring speeches about how qualified they were, and promised things that would obviously never happen. Your speech must be short and to a specific point that is of interest and concern to the students, otherwise no one will listen or care.

Aaron Rhyne
Senior Class President
Westminster, Colorado



People talked in their speeches about how qualified they were. But since everyone was pretty much equally qualified, it just became a popularity contest. If I or any else had taken a different approach, and just talked about the people they would be representing, they would have won. You need to relate to the audience, talk to them about participation in the organization and what you want to do FOR THEM. Not just about you.

Evan Saona
Voter
Amherst, New York



If you can show that you can improve the school, you will be elected. Many times in a speech, candidates dwell on themselves and why they "should" be President or Vice-President. People don't care why YOU want to, they want a reason why THEY should want you in office.

John E. Parman
Voter
Berkeley, California



A speech defines the candidate to the student body and is the most important element of the campaign. It's where elections are lost or won. Unfortunately, the general student body is not interested in school politics (or they'd be running themselves), so it's the candidate's job to interest them. Try to involve them by bringing up issues they'll care about.

Robert O'Brien
Senior Council Senator
Portland, Maine



Tell more of how you would help the school out. Not many people really did that. It was mostly, "Hi, I am so-and-so, vote for me."

Jen Sharpe
Voter
Phoenix, Arizona



If they talk about their goals and aspirations, it is interesting. If they just say "vote for me," it is annoying.

Jonathan Neal Kassebaum
Voter
San Diego, California



Focus not on what you've been involved in or how popular you are, but on what you intend to do once elected.

Christopher F. Heck
Voter
Fairborn, Ohio



One thing that definitely hurts is not taking real issues seriously.

Regan Gregory
Voter
Chattanooga, Tennessee



Most students will be more impressed by a candidate who intends to do something helpful for them than by one who wants to run a "Saved By The Bell" style election. If you can make your voters actually care about what is going on in their school, you're on your way to winning their votes.

Matthew Ellsworth
Voter
New Haven, Indiana



Talk about what you want to change, but word it as diplomatically as possible. When I ran for Class President in eleventh grade, I went over in my speech what I thought the student administration had done wrong the year before and how I would change it. As it turns out, friends of the previous year's President took my comments as a personal attack on him and it swayed their votes away from me. That doesn't mean you should avoid criticizing previous officers, but that you should speak in terms of what you will do, rather than pointing out what a bad job someone else has done.

Kris Long
Class Vice-President
Davie, Florida



You have to know what the audience is looking for. For example, in high school, all anyone wants to hear is about the cool Senior trips you're going to plan, where the prom is going to be, etc. It's about knowing what your audience is interested in.

Sara Herman
Co-Governor of dormitory floor
Bloomington, Indiana



Keep your platform simple (don't try to solve every problem in a 5-10 minute speech). Concentrate on a few issues and stick to those.

Jeff McMahon
Freshmen Executive Committee
Baton Rouge, Louisiana



The candidates who generally get the most support are the ones who speak to a direct subject, not a broad one, and pose a very possible solution. (It takes eyes to notice a problem, but it takes a brain to fix it!)

Jason Johns
Voter
Stockton, California



Everyone usually always has the same goals: to raise money and promote involvement and unity among students. Be more creative with your goals and make them specific. Have a plan on how to reach the goals.

Lisa Norlander
Class Vice President
Cupertino, California



Bring up examples of things to change that people would be like, "oh yeah, that does kinda piss me off..."

Brett R. Laurence
Senior Class Treasurer
Kennett Square, Pennslyvania



Have some ideas of programs that you might want to do. Not just "I think we should volunteer," but "I talked to the people at... and if I am elected, we can go volunteer there."

Stephan Fraser
Voter
El Paso, Texas



These two people running together made campaign promises that seemed very attractive, but were also POSSIBLE. Others were promising better things, but the student body knew that the headmaster wouldn't approve the things they wanted. Some things the winning team promised included more activities, booking better people to appear at assemblies, and continuing programs that the last class president had already started. Even though some of their ideas weren't entirely original, it was good to know that they recognized and would continue to run some of the good programs that had already gotten started.

Juan M. Gomez
Voter
New York, New York



Concentrate on the issues at hand, never say things simply because you think your audience wants to hear them. This is where one girl who was running for Junior Class President screwed up. Instead of telling the audience what she would try to do as President, she stood up and relied on her cheerleading/ popularity and said, "Most of you know me by now, I'm (name), and I wanna make our Junior year the best EVER! Yeah!" A few moments later, another girl got up and told everyone that she was open to any suggestions that we had to make it a great year, but at the time she was particularly focused on getting the number of absentee days raised (because the teachers had more than the students and everyone was sick from the construction going on in school at the time). She addressed everyone as intelligent human beings and relied purely on their judgment, not outrageous claims or popularity. Needless to say, she became our President.

Michelle Girton
Senior Class Treasurer
Levittown, Pennsylvania

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But don't promise something you can't deliver.


Don't put things in your campaign speech about things you want to do to make the school a better place that are IMPOSSIBLE. I hate that. It is so annoying to hear these ideas that everyone knows will never take place.

Martina M. Bills
Voter
Mt. Lebanon, Pennsylvania



NEVER LIE. If you are going to promise something to your fellow classmates, make sure that you have talked to the school board and they agree to let you follow through with your promise... We once had Class Rep's elections, and the student running for President promised in his speech that if he was elected that he would make sure that the entire middle school would receive bigger lockers. Do you think it happened? No. He had not even consulted the board about it.

Charity Templeton
Senior Class Secretary
Cedarville, Arkansas



A candidate digs his/her own grave by making promises to the voters that they possibly cannot fulfill. Example: promising to allow longer lunch periods and candy machines in every hall. Whatever! That's so annoying.

Amber Dunnam
Student Council Representative
Lubbock, Texas



Don't get too wild with the promises that can't be held up, ya know? By the time people are in high school, they can pretty much see through liars and people who exaggerate too much. It's always been a major turn off to me when I'm listening to someone's speech and I can't even begin to believe what they are saying because it's too crazy to happen.

Sean Falls
Voter
Glenview, Ilinois



I like platforms which are believable, not the ones where they say they'll change the school in ways they can't, like making shorter classes and longer lunches and crap like that. (That is what you find the most popular kids saying!)

Michael Price
Voter
Vienna, Virginia



Our current President talked about how her aunt worked in the GAP office and she could get us wholesale clothing to sell as fundraisers. It wasn't true and people were really mad after she got elected and didn't do it.

Lisa Haney
Junior Class Treasurer
Easthampton, Massachusetts



People remember when you have lied to them.

Satyen Saraswat
Mu Alpha Theta State President
Murfreesboro, Tennessee



Don't offer false promises. Those who say that they will cut down on homework before Spring Break, etc. are full of s*** and the students know it.

Angela Lam
Publicity Manager
Toronto, Ontario



Don't make huge promises. I remember two people were running one year, one of whom promised all types of things. The other, who ended up winning, said to us, "I can't promise I will get days shortened or homework lessened. But I can listen to what the students have to say and pass it to the faculty. I will try my best to fulfill any student requests. If that isn't good enough, then I am not the person to elect. But the only promise I can make is I will try my hardest to help you, the students." The other kid couldn't believe he had lost after making all the promises he had.

Jared Della Rocca
Voter
South Huntington, New York

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Most campaign speeches are boring. Make yours fun!


Make the speech funny. Nothing works quite like that. If you kind of poke fun at yourself, it's good, if the person who introduces you is hilarious, even better. But it's the funny speeches that are memorable. Those who make them, more often than not, get elected.

Katie McLaughlin
Voter
Royal Oak, Michigan



The more humor you use in speeches, the more people will listen to what you have to say. When campaign speeches are full of facts and figures, students lose interest pretty quickly and don't hear what you need them to. You'll get them to pay attention and remember you if your speech is funny.

Sara Marchant
Voter
Purcellville, Virginia



Humor wins elections. Students will only listen if a speech isn't BORING.

S. Todd Johnson
Voter
Naperville, Ilinois



Most times, people running for office will get up on stage, say their speeches, sit back down, and no one will remember them when voting time rolls around. A candidate must do something to grab the audience's attention so they will remember him/her when it's time to vote.

Jessica Wilson
School Student Council
Clarksburg, West Virginia



Basically, whoever got the audience to laugh during their speeches was the winner.

Lisa Kraft
Student Council Representative
Staten Island, New York



During a campaign speech, my friend Adam commented on the fact that he looked older than everyone else. The speech went something like, "People often look at me and ask, 'you're a Freshman?' I respond, 'yes, I am.' Then they ask, 'you're older than the rest of us, huh?' I respond, 'yes.' Then they just look at me and I respond 'NO'." (As in, people would wonder if he would buy alcohol for them). It was a question which he did often get and the whole audience got a good laugh out of the speech. Overall, he was charismatic, easily heard, and brought the audience into his speech, 3 things which will help any candidate.

Anne Murphy
State House of Reps. Minority Leader
Boston, Massachusetts



During his campaign speech, a student in my class started listing his hobbies. He said, "My hobbies include sports, watching TV, playing Nintendo, and playing with my bird." The entire class began laughing uncontrollably. It was one of the funniest things I've ever heard in an election speech. (The reason it was so funny was because he didn't mean it the way everyone took it. He has a pet bird, but just the way he said it made it hilarious.) Everyone remembered him at voting time and he won.

Nick McGuigan
Voter
Plymouth Meeting, Pennsylvania



If you're willing to embarrass yourself, you're almost sure to win.

Michael Bleke
Vice President
Baton Rouge, Louisiana



It is important to be original so that no one will forget your speech. Even if you make a fool of yourself. You need to leave some impression if you want people to remember you.

Shaun Gibson
Voter
Upland, California



It's all about humor and being very outgoing and outlandish. All that is needed is attention and shock -- tasteful shock, of course.

Chad Steacy
Junior Class President
Chico, California



You're a student. Don't be too goody-goody. Don't talk about mundane things like organizing charity bicycle races. You're trying to appeal to one of the most reckless groups in society. Students like to have a laugh. DON'T BE COMPLETELY SERIOUS!!

Matt White
Voter
Chartlentree, Britain



Be creative. Everyone will remember the creativity when they vote, just like a good campaign slogan.

Anna Russell
Voter
Fairfax, Virginia

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There's a difference between being funny and being stupid. Don't make your whole campaign into a joke, and don't do something you'll be embarrassed if people remember.


It's cool to give a fun speech, but don't make it too ridiculous, cause then it turns people off.

Sara Sunflower
Voter
Mesa, Arizona



People who can never be serious do make the race amusing, but they rarely get elected. I remember a particular line in one speech, taken from JFK's famous speech, "Ask not what your country can do for you..." Only in this speech it became, "Ask not what your school can do for you, but ask what your school can do for me!" I'm sure he was kidding, but still, he didn't win.

Emiley L. Erb
Voter
Chesapeake, Virginia



One guy last year sang a song, but it was incredibly DUMB, so I didn't vote for him. It's fine to do something like that -- as long as you do it WELL.

Erika A. Bjornson
Voter
Kennewick, Washington



There was a very popular cheerleader who ran for President and during her speech came out wearing a very respectable outfit, with her hair up and everything. Then, during parts of her speech, she talked about being full of school spirit, and took off her outfit, and under it was her cheerleading uniform. Then she went on to say how she was all for school sports, and took off the cheerleading outfit and had on her track suit. Then she went on to say that if she got elected she would still make time for fun, and stripped down to her bikini. She was NOT looked at very well among students and faculty, and did not even come close to winning.

Kristen Koplin
Voter
Vancouver, Washington



Don't use stupid stunts in your speech. One guy at my school had the last name of Fisher, and he wanted to show everyone that he would do anything for the school, so he swallowed a LIVE goldfish. Not only was this gross, it turned people off majorly. No one wants an idiot for a leader.

David Pearce
Student Body President
Murfreesboro, Tennessee

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